Teacher: Ok class you are going to *brain stops precessing their words as sounds and it turns into unintelligible gibberish* ok, go
Me: what?
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rational me: maybe i should put this away properly then it’s sorted
adhd me: nahhh just throw it on the floor and leave it there for the next few months
adhd is constantly flip-flopping between confusion and hyperawareness
Some days I feel like a moron coasting through life and not comprehending a single thing anyone has ever said to me and other days I feel like one of the great philosophers of yore. It’s such a crap shoot.
adhd culture is rewinding something because you stopped paying attention and missed a bit, then forgetting to pay attention to the bit you missed and having to rewind it again, then forgetting to pay attention to the bit you missed and having to rewind it again, then forget-
the fun part about having adhd where your brain won’t cooperate with you because the task at hand is too easy and therefore too boring and undeserving of your screwed up attention span
me: cooome on, i promise it’ll only take a few minutes!!!!!
my brain:
i wish i were at least the kind of procrastinator who’s actually doing something else instead of the thing they’re supposed to do but NO! don’t even have that excuse!!! i really just sit around and feel guilty. that’s all i do!!! peak dumbass mood
ADHD culture is never doing a second draft ever
We submit our first drafts in their unedited glory like men
adhd culture is having so many problems with society’s concept of a “work ethic” but still wanting to punch someone in the face if they think you’re lazy or incapable
